So, where do we start. Firstly, the positives - the spa area was decent enough, and one member of staff was extremely pleasant at the breakfast buffet. That's it.
Now for the negatives...
Two out of the three reception staff I dealt with were deeply unpleasant, it was like I was an inconvenience to them. Lazy, unhelpful, one worded - generally a waste of my effort. They couldn't be bothered answering the reception phone and failed to do simple things like deliver an iron to the room when requested.
The room was basic and dated, with windows and walls thinner than tracing paper. The shower lacked ANY power to the point that I considered flushing my head down to the toilet to get the shampoo out.
The hotel was filled with a wedding party that were a loud bunch, which fair enough can't be influenced. Typically they felt the need to have a party in the room next door until about 3am Attempted to phone reception to no avail - probably couldn't be bothered answering. Resorted to rolling up tissues and fashioning earplugs out of them, I would've rather had an ear infection for 3 weeks than listen to another 3 minutes from the zoo next door.
No need for an alarm clock - the kind souls down the corridor were vomiting so viciously I could literally hear every chunk hit the bowl. I don't know which I preferred, that or the pheasants on speed.
I won't be back, but I doubt that'll fuss anyone. One less person for reception to deal with. less