Been a tough old year for me. The tart I met in Manila, before this hoax virus was forced upon us, has pilfered my pension pot. Whilst sorting out her papers to come and join me in Blighty, the hoax v... more
Been a tough old year for me. The tart I met in Manila, before this hoax virus was forced upon us, has pilfered my pension pot. Whilst sorting out her papers to come and join me in Blighty, the hoax virus hit. Given the uncertainty of the situation, she had asked me to wire several thousand of pounds to her for upkeep via Western Union. It appears she’s ran off with one of the midget boxers and left me potless.
In a desperate attempt to find her and my cash, I flew to HK mid-pandemic to get closer to Manila. As per HK Government restrictions, I had to self isolate and upon a review, the dirt cheap Best Western seemed a good option. To my delight I was upgraded to one of the hotel’s exclusive ‘Sky Villas’ and had a tremendous two weeks in isolation.
In truth, self isolation is second nature to a man like me. Special Forces trained (although never actually in the SAS/SBS), I would frequently organise solo survival weekends in some of the wildest nature the UK has to offer, including the Chilterns and Mendips. Water off a ducks back. I also spent 4 years in HMP Wakefield.
The room itself is fairly small, with cramped double bed and basic shower facilities. The hotel itself looked extremely old fashion in decor but it was a ghost town by all accounts. What sets the room apart is the access to private jacuzzi and patio area. Absolute opulence which is something I thrived in. The weather was sweltering and on average I would spend 10-12 hours per day within the jacuzzi. Food and lagers would be ordered and left outside the room by the helpful staff. Please note the in room mini fridge can hold two small cans at most and barely keeps them cold. I also asked for shampoo, bath bombs, dettol and jonnies to be sent us over the fortnight.
Naturally boredom set in and by day 4 I was adamant I wanted to get a brass up with me for the day. I knew I was Rona free. I got on the old dating apps and found a lovely brass who worked in the Wan Chai district. We concocted a plan for her to dress as a deliveroo driver and come up to my room. Worked an absolute charm and she stayed with me undetected for 8 nights. It’s was blessed relief although we did have blazing rows which caused suspicion from staff. Given the staffs inability to enter the Sky Villa and breach restrictions, I simply blamed the noise on a movie I was watching. When they asked who owned the woman’s clothing drying on the patio area, I simply said I was a cross dresser.
Make sure you book this very interesting and unique room. Check the photo I have attached to get an idea of how amazing the view is. Even for one night, this is a must go. less